It’s not even 2 PM and I’ve listened to this song upwards of 10 times today. When I told my friend Kiki this, she commented that Bieber looks like a criminal in this video, so I stopped everything I was doing at work to watch it. There’s a lot here to talk about here, so let’s get started:
-One of the top 10 decisions of the past 2 months of my life was following DJ Khaled’s baby on Instagram.
-Riding a horse in high heels is INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS. We are already off to a great start—this video will not be rooted in the realities of equestrian safety. That type of devil-may-care attitude can make for an excellent video.
-I don’t want to like DJ Khaled, but I’ve got respect for him. Having said that, he should not try to dance in his videos. Especially when Bieber is around.
-Bieber does look kind of like a criminal. The bleached hair is very edgy. I love all of his clothes.
-The girl on the horse gets old pretty quickly. This motif is a little overplayed throughout the video. However, I understand that it is probably appealing to other audiences.
-You can tell it was kind of overcast the day they shot.
-I wonder what Chance thinks of DJ Khaled? Like, on a personal level.
-Weed pens are tite.
-Pretty sure that’s not the right way to play croquet, Quavo. I’ll allow it because I would seriously wear all of his outfits in this video.
-Can’t really tell what Khaled is presenting in that white box. Ineffective marketing. Good thing I’m pausing this video so often. Turns out it’s a Kandy Pen, which looks like a gold weed pen? Can check it out here: https://www.kandypens.com/ …only $139.95, pretty reasonable….
-Did Lil Wayne get new teeth? And is he okay? Points for the literal eye roll—I love that type of kitsch in a video. Him using the bottle as a phone might be my favorite part. Man I’ve missed this guy!
-We FINALLY get a change of scenery as the party moves to the driveway around 4:20 and we FINALLY get some good dancing from these girls! However, it is quickly ruined by Khaled’s whack dance moves. Seriously the last minute of the video is hellish with how much Khaled dancing there is. Oh my god.
-Khaled leading the girl on the horse toward the beach in the twilight of the video leaves me with the question: Who is THE ONE? Is it supposed to be Khaled? He clearly thinks that he is “the one.” I obviously disagree and have actually come to hate him after watching this video.
I had sort of assumed that it was Bieber when I was listening to it, but deep down knew that Chance is really THE ONE. After a critical watch, my hot take: WAYNE IS ACTUALLY THE ONE and always has been. For further proof, please refer to his interview with Katie Couric: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF5sKeuD2Ck
OVERALL GRADE: B-
There’s a lot of good material in this video (the baby, weed pens, outfits, Bieber, etc.), but no plot, not a ton of great/impressive dancing, and the girls were underutilized and not very cool. The party didn’t look really fun. Dare I say, should have involved Chris Brown in this song? Could have been a B if DJ Khaled hadn’t appeared in the video. Actually, I’d have given it an A- if he hadn’t appeared past the first 30 seconds just because I like the song that much. A feud (between DJ Khaled and this blog) is born.
Seriously, look at this loser.